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Here's an unedited iphone pic of me shooting a rainbow out of my cock:

Here's a pic of me cradling a charred zombie corpse:

here's a pic of me from the Jerusalem Post in 1986:

sigh, I was such a cute kid. What went wrong?

go do something awesome and tell me about it.

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When you’re tired, sleep, when you’re hungry, eat, when you’re depressed, work, when you’re horny, fuck, when you’re sad, cry, and when you’re happy, smile. When you’re bored, imagine, when you’re restless, exercise. When you’re afraid, breath, when you’re excited, jump, when you’re lost, explore, when you’re thinking, think, when you’re talking, listen, and when a pretty person smiles at you, smile back.

When there’s music in your heart, dance to it.
Bros before hoes
Whores before bores

My foot fell asleep. I got coma toes.

planet of the snapes

I took this photo.

I took this photo.

Sorry not sorry

"Where we’re going, we don’t need to be afraid of no ghost."


Kathryn Goyette by Ronen
"Here’s to the normal ones. The conformists. The pushovers. The followers. The square pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things the same. They’re fond of rules. And they have respect for the status quo. You won’t quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. The only thing you can do is ignore them. Because they don’t change things. They hold the human race back. And while some may see them as safe, we see mindless destruction. Because the people who aren’t crazy enough to think they can change the world, don’t."

When you reverse that apple “think different” ad it’s pretty harsh

I love pizza.
"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.”


I love pizza.

"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.”